@IdoNotPoo: It's all fun and games until you find the Twitter crush who catfished you is infact your husband
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@NotthatAdamWest: Carol from Facebook said she's "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That's how days work."
@SCbchbum: I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered "You too" when the barista said "Enjoy your bagel."
@jewfacekilla: Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon.
@flashember: [Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. "Is it bad, doc?" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH