@lurve_meh: It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as "how is she still employed."
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@KeetPotato: [on date] girl: "id like to if i met mr right, how bout you? have you ever been married" henry the eighth: "our food sure is taking a while"
@chuuew: Date: I can't believe you never saw titantic Me: To be fair, it did sink before I was born
@ShawtySouth: <--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store.
@deadstick_ron: Therapist: and how are you now? Morgan Freeman: I am fine Morgan Freeman: but Morgan Freeman was not fine Therapist: I'm sorry what?