@jwoodham: It's almost Christmas, which means it's almost time to hear my parents' new excuses for why Jennifer Lawrence isn't under the tree again.
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@TheRolo: If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out.
@TheHyyyype: WIFE: can you put the baby to sleep ME: *trying to get the baby in a chokehold* his head's too small it's not working
@TheCatWhisprer: A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions.