@mattZillaaaa: It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex "I have to tell you something" then shut my phone off.
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@MissWont: It's alright if we're doing it all wrong. After all, we are the first generation to deal with midlife crisis by staring at our phones.
@OfficeofSteve: I always leave my vehicles gas on empty because I want thiefs to be as pissed off as my wife