@jtrulez: Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear.

@7_Cents: The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond.

@Storminika: A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, 'Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car'

@TheThomason: Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was "give them their own school."

@katiefzack: I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like "Oh she's cool she's one of us."