@RobDenBleyker: It's always funny when the flight attendant says "we know you have a choice of airlines" as if free will exists.
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@emireecraire: Not sure if the bulb for my check engine light finally burned itself out or if my car magically fixed itself, but I'm going with the latter
@Rschooley: How dare Beyonce bring symbols of past racial strife into popular music performance!!
@bobvulfov: [car dealership] WIFE: let me do the talking, ur a terrible negotiator SALESMAN: u can drive off with this car for 18k ME: we'll double that