@RobDenBleyker: It's always funny when the flight attendant says "we know you have a choice of airlines" as if free will exists.
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@SondraDeeMe: ME: All my life I've been judged. Quit doing drugs! Don't sleep around! JUDGE: We have the murder weapon. ME: Again, with the judging.
@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.