@Cpt_Burnout: "It's always Russia somewhere" I whisper to my 4th shot of morning vodka.
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@Sickayduh: "Your name is Duck?" It's Doug. "Yeah. Duck" Doug. "Duck?" DouGGG "Got it. Duck" Go fuGG yourself "Haha. Classic Duck"
@PondHockeyPro: My mom won't stop calling the turkey baster "the squirter" and I can't keep it together.