@Cpt_Burnout: "It's always Russia somewhere" I whisper to my 4th shot of morning vodka.
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@QwertyJones3: [speed dating] I enjoy gardening. I've got a bit of a green thumb. Actually several of my fingers are discolored. I think I have diabetes.
@hythemafia: "Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it."
@lovemydogduck: Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup
@FillWerrell: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST