@ch000ch: it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head.
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@TitansHomer: I used to get bullied online. Until one day I walked up to the biggest computer in Best Buy and beat the shit out of it.
@Mr_Kapowski: *watching a scary movie* 7 y/o daughter: They're just people in masks, right Dad? *blankets pulled over my head* "Sure, if you say so"
@bobvulfov: (whispering to my tv remote after i put new batteries in it) as soon as somethin else in the house needs batteries im gona take these from u