@ch000ch: it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head.
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@JediGigi: I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.
@leechee420: How do I tell a guy that I'm only interested in him because I'd like to take selfies with his puppy?
@StrugglesBGbb: It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club.