@ch000ch: it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head.
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@bluntphilip: Adding the word "farmhouse" to a table or piece of furniture allows you to charge $1000 for it.
@BrattyBarbie: I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method.
@sofarrsogud: Of all the things we should be thankful for at this time of year, not being a turkey is probably the main one.