@ch000ch: it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head.
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@robfee: I call bs on the Ninja Turtles having those ripped abs. No way you could do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me Ive tried.
@MomOfTeen: My youngest son's dirty clothes sit on the floor, beneath the laundry chute. I admire his hope that they'll bounce up and swish down.
@lalenguafuerte: Rihanna says, "chains & whips excite me." I doubt her ancestors felt the same way...
@rzarosco: Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions