@preawsaurus: it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you.
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@Classy_Cassy89: If the people in your car don't match the stick figures on your rear window, I'll report your vehicle stolen.
@JervanF: I can't wait till I have kids so I can drive slowly past McDonalds and tell them there's food at home when they ask for some..
@mdowd: If the FBI want to get into an iPhone w/o users permission, they should ask someone who's done it before, like U2
@ajax06: No matter how powerless you feel, just think to yourself, one single pubic hair off of your body can shut down an entire restaurant.