@TheAlexNevil: It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.
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@joe_binkley: Things that are loud: Jet engines Dynamite Opening a bag of Sun Chips at a funeral Rock concerts
@TheCatWhisprer: The best thing about the first day at a new job is nobody knows I only have one outfit.
@truegritrumble: I've been kicked out of my gym for dressing like the grim reaper and standing silently behind people on treadmills.