@TheAlexNevil: It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.
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@brendohare: I wear a 3-piece suit to bed in case someone breaks in & we have nothing to talk about. "Did you notice I'm wearing a suit?" "Yes"
@kimmie_1980: I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like "don't be sad" "he's not worth it" "you deserve better"!
@duplicitron: Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears.