@TheAlexNevil: It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.
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@flashember: Wife: Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite! Me: Haha funny. [under the mattress] Bed Bug King: TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL *tiny drums bang*
@rickkondell: Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order.
@wolfpupy: why dont they ever have plagues of endangered animals, like a plague of panda bears. oh no our entire bamboo crop is gone haha
@Birdhumms: I've had the same phone for over three years, so I know a thing or two about commitment and frustration.