@TheAlexNevil: It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@myonlymizztake: Autocorrect changed fries to friend and I think I've offered to eat my friend. I'm not sure if I should clarify, or see where it goes.
@ibid78: [internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on
@jackmackenroth: It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one.
@MaritalFauxPas: If a cannibal kills me he better have the right kind of Zip-loc bags! If I get tossed out because of freezer burn I'm going to be pissed!