@SteveSuckington: It's amazing that no one at this swim up bar has had to go to the bathroom in the last three hours.
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@WritePlay: *robbing a bank with a chainsaw* Me: GIVE ME ALL Y- Teller: WHAT M: GIVE ME THE MONEY T: SIR YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN HERE M: WHAT