@SteveSuckington: It's amazing that no one at this swim up bar has had to go to the bathroom in the last three hours.
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@VectorBelly: I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane.
@WilliamAder: We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the "party" isn't the surprise.
@DJTannerComedy: Anderson Cooper: "the Arizona wildfire is flaming out of control." Arizona Wildfire: "Wow, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black."
@TheCatWhisprer: [pulling the casket a few inches away from the wall during a funeral] sorry just need to plug in my phone for a minute