@ChambersFineArt: It's an epidemic...
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@juliussharpe: At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt.
@DaddyJew: [on the phone with an ex while violently twisting and stabbing a voodoo doll] Are you sure you're ok?
@SteveSuckington: [stranded on a deserted island] Ok first things first, I need to find a volleyball.
@AnkCoupleTO: [special ops briefing] Leader: We're going in deep & hard in the middle of the night Me: I bet you say that to all the boys L: Get out