@Phook75: It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well
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@robdelaney: If you pitch a non-superhero, non-remake, non-sequel film in Hollywood they send your family to a work camp.
@BlindChow: [hospital] Looks like ur Vine went viral. "Yay!" Sorry ur VEIN went viral…you have a fatal blood disease. "So wait–my Vine didn't go viral?"
@Briidashian: Being a diabetic has proved to be difficult. For example, I can't have a sugar daddy.