@Phook75: It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well
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@Donna_McCoy: It's my patriotic duty to eat bbq and wave sparklers this weekend. Don't wreck it with words like "calorie count" and "hair on fire".
@YayForJam: Order a pizza then act confused when it arrives. "A delivery for Aaron? Aarons DEAD. He DIED ordering a pizza in this house 10 years ago"
@MatMarcotte12: I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie