@MandiAtRandom: It's been 5 years now. I'm afraid that I actually might not be bloated.
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@jordan_stratton: PAROLE BOARD: And what would you do if released? ME: Crimes. PB: Excuse me? ME: *leans into mic* RHYMES. I'M SUPER INTO POETRY NOW.
@GingerGander: There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win.