@AdriannaLaCervx: It's been a tough year for gluten farmers.
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@MarieColette: I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once.
@thejamietighe: *cop pulls me over* Cop:Had a bit to drink tonight? Me:What makes you think I've been drinking? *cop leans over and turns off lawnmower*
@DonQuickoats: I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe