@Shock_Monster: It's been clinically proven that the most effective form of birth control I can use is: "Just be myself."
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@trojansauce: [meeting zac efron at a book signing six years after my wife said she thought he was handsome] well hello there mister home wrecker
@Darlainky: Nice try appliances that play music when the cycle is over. You're not tricking me into enjoying housework.
@bossy_boots99: I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom