@BallsMcBallski: It's been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn't go out of business or something.
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@TheHyyyype: ME: hey buddy, can you go in there and buy me a pack of cigarettes? GUY: dude, you're like 45, why can't you buy them yourself? ME: because i don't have any money
@LuvPug: Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture. So I guess you could say I'm like a child whisperer.
@Sickayduh: I thought I saw Bradley Cooper but it was just every poem ever written formed into a beach sunset with amazing hair