@KimmyMonte: It's bikini season, so you're allowed to shoot bikinis as long as you have a permit.
@JermHimselfish: I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says "Text Me"
@HellisWorthit: My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less
"Where is the bathroom"
and a bit more
"She was dead when we got here".
@cluedont: You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will.
@maughammom: Me: "Want a banana?"
3yo: "Yes, but don't cut it up. And don't peel it. And don't make it be a banana. Make it be a waffle."