@JermHimselfish: It's called mankind because womanmean just sounded too obvious.
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@GrantTanaka: [supermarket] bagger: would you like some help out to your car? me: [lies down] oh that would be delightful
@CPajamaShark: I've got this great joke where I kidnap people's sticker families and leave little post-it ransom notes. Adorable or horrifying? You decide
@michowl: I pointed to hub's hearing aid and said is that thing on? He said "yes, I am just trying to figure out what the hell you are saying"