@UnFitz: It's called "personal grooming" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@heatherlou_: I almost confused a laxative and Ibuprofen and that would have changed my plans for the evening significantly
@chuuew: BOSS:You were supposed to get an inconspicuous heist car! ME:No one'll suspect the google car B:It's literally documenting everything we do
@_Ms_Moneypenny_: Reasons he didn't text you: - He forgot. - He fell asleep. - His phone died. - His pet died. - His GF died. - He died. - He thinks you died.