@UnFitz: It's called "personal grooming" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger.
@crissles: "mainstream" = "white people found out"
@lecalabara: Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
@NicCageMatch: Contents of my wallet just spilled all over the cashier's counter, so embarrassing, spiders everywhere.
@hurlarious: Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that made fun of me in high school
@Sickayduh: [England 1320]
"Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows."
*waits 6 months*