@qwertying: It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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@ibid78: Probably the hardest part about being a dj is when you get into a fight and you gotta hold your headphones up to your ear with one shoulder.
@MiddleageM: Having a tea party is fun until your daughter tells you that she got the water from the toilet
@ilovepie84: Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort.
@darrinfb: You never really realize how messed up your family is, until you start describing them to people that don't know them.