@badbanana: It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco.
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@TheToddWilliams: [Orca Winfrey Show] ORCA: "You get a carp! You get a carp! You get a carp! AQUATIC AUDIENCE: *just screaming their gills off*
@Reverend_Scott: [knock at door] ME: yes? COP: is there a party going on? ME: well, it's my dog's birthday- [police dog jumps out with a present in his mouth] COP: SURPRISE
@FatherWithTwins: *kids walking Me: Come on, boys! We have to hurry! Kids: Okay! *continue walking at exactly the same pace
@DurtMcHurtt: COMCAST: have you considered getting with the world's number one selling broadband? ME: [thinking he meant the Spice Girls] ..all the time.