@badbanana: It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco.
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@clarkekant: Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you.
@Fred_Delicious: [sex addiction group] "Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"
@mstluvstrinkets: What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old.