@birbigs: "It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve." -confused homophobe
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@RobertManchild: My car is 13 years old. I like how the ceiling fabric hangs down and makes it feel like a blanket fort.
@AimeeHelene1: *puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*
@shutupmikeginn: Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man