@RobDenBleyker: IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!
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@robfee: Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
@StinkyGr33n: I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker.