@Cheeseboy22: "It's cold!", "Happy birthday!", "I'm so blessed", "Political rant!"... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome.
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@lazerdoov: Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold
@davedittell: *takes load of groceries off of old woman's hands* these are mine now you old prune
@afynou: -hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you