@Bagyants: It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%
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@TheCatWhisprer: *intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
@donni: Blue cheese dressing makes anything a salad. For example, this french fry salad I'm eating right now
@dafloydsta: Fun game: if someone wants to shake your hand, sniff your fingers first and then see if they still want to.