@Bagyants: It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%
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@PatSandora: NYCer: OMG you’re in the city?! Visitor: Yes! NYCer: I’d love to see you! Let me know if you end up on my exact block. I will not travel.
@Playing_Dad: Wife: My friend's turkey died. She's really sad. I want to bring her something. What can I get her? Me: How about some gravy?
@TeaAndCopy: My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.