@TheRolo: I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams.
@Keys_ToMe: I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, "um, these aren't mine."
@melibuff: That's shocking!! Hold on.
*quickly draws overly arched eyebrows*
Ok. Go on.
@ch000ch: hello 9-1-1? my girlfriend's been kidnapped
"stay calm sir, what's ur girlfriend's name"
oh she goes to another school u wouldn't know her
@captainkalvis: *uptown funk comes on*
Guy: honey this HAS to be our first dance at our wedding
Honey: lol I'm made by bees
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