@TheRolo: I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams.

@Keys_ToMe: I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, "um, these aren't mine."

@melibuff: That's shocking!! Hold on. *quickly draws overly arched eyebrows* Ok. Go on.

@ch000ch: hello 9-1-1? my girlfriend's been kidnapped "stay calm sir, what's ur girlfriend's name" oh she goes to another school u wouldn't know her

@captainkalvis: *uptown funk comes on* Guy: honey this HAS to be our first dance at our wedding Honey: lol I'm made by bees