@ch000ch: it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like "just as i suspected guys. it's shit."
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@SteveKoehler22: My wife handed me a paring knife to slice some peaches. Apparently we don’t have a peaching knife.
@jonnysun: "can we take the magic schoolbus" no. today is reading day "please" sit down "please ms frizz" u've gone to space but u dont kno how to read
@averagegrades: whenever a man says he's well endowed I always hope he means with a grant from the government for his new art project