@ch000ch: it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like "just as i suspected guys. it's shit."
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@CarolineCasey: We were so high at the movies that I tried find my seatbelt and my friend helped me look for it.
@SteveSuckington: My niece thinks she's more mature than me because she listens to Beethoven. His movies sucked plus why would I wanna listen to dog music?
@ImaFlyontheWall: He looks at her, she undresses him with her eyes His clothes fall Whoa whoa. Are you a witch lady because that was creepy..
@Brianhopecomedy: My 3 year old is singing the rare 19 hour version of "Let It Go", using only 3 words.