@theshamingofjay: It's cray that I totes obvi say perf and adorbz on the regs
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@jtrulez: She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
@NicestHippo: "Bro she's a cold digger" [later with gf] Do you only want me for my germs? [she stops licking my face] Why would you ask that?
@kellysdf: Life was dangerous when I was young. We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end.