@theshamingofjay: It's cray that I totes obvi say perf and adorbz on the regs
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@CatherineLMK: A study was just published that shark attacks happen most often in water. Now I have to worry about the ones that occur elsewhere.
@SondraDeeMe: ME: I started being confused in school. THERAPIST: Sexual confusion is norm- ME: If America is the best country why do we use #2 pencils?
@wolfpupy: i was just about to ramp my car off a cliff into the ocean but then i remembered someone had told me to drive safe earlier