@SheBanggs: It's cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read.
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@LLBadge: My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, "uhm, take a left here?" This can't be good.
@topaz_kell: When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?
@RobertJrDowney: Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.
@jonnysun: "ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey