@myles_morrison: It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger.
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@MensHumor: I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher.
@Spaziotwat: Deodorant? I've never needed to buy any. People just give it me. Complete strangers sometimes
@aaronup: Psssst. Hey you, Yeah you...Facebook parent. Your kid looks the same as it did 8 minutes ago. When you posted the other 45 pics. We get it