@myles_morrison: It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger.
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@markydoodoo: I'm 34 years old and I still don't know what to do when the barber shows me the back of my head with that little mirror.
@thatUPSdude: "Eating Clean" means not leaving a scrap behind on your plate right? Then yes, I "eat clean".
@ohpeetie: 10: What's it like being a grown up? Me [hands her money]: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
@mikeleffingwell: When people argue about sports and one says "Care to make it interesting" I assume they're going to start talking about something else.