@myles_morrison: It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger.
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@animaldrumss: [ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image
@tylerschmall: England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians.
@XplodingUnicorn: Optometrist: Any questions about laser eye surgery? Me: How big of lasers will my eyes shoot? Him: Me: Him: How much money do you have?