@myles_morrison: It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger.
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@p_net: OK, guy with the two kayaks and two bikes strapped to his Subaru Outback: settle down. Save some outdoors for the rest of us.
@SamReidSays: Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is.
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "I need to draw some blood." Me: "Okay." Doctor: "Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?"
@TheRealRHB: Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !