@Schmoodles: It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account.
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@Book_Krazy: Boss: You took another 2 hr lunch. Were you drinking? Me: No B: Tell me our company policy M: Lol, I can't even do that when I'm sober
@bingowings14: Snail cop: So tell me about the sloth that attacked you. Snail: It all happened so fast.