@Schmoodles: It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account.
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@Bearslietoo: A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card.
@DadandBuried: My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels.
@DarkerWillow: You collect clowns AND porcelain dolls?? Are you sure you don't want some help filling out your dating profile sir?