@trevso_electric: It's Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!
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@CulturedRuffian: I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously.
@WilliamAder: If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter.
@Xalqee: When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?
@NewDadNotes: Justice League HQ Batman: -so they pay me 1 mil a yr Superman: 1.5 for me Aquaman: I'm paid in sand dollars Wonder Woman: you guys get paid?