@Gupton68: It’s fair to say that in the event of a bear attack, my kids would be safe with me. I’d never be able to outrun the little buggers, and there’s more than enough snacking on me to sate even the hungriest ursine.
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@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
@Great_JENetics: *found in the netflix horror section* "Mary has a secret that'll TEAR YOU APART" Movie name: Mary piranha
@Swishergirl24: When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word "literally"
@Dirty_Naomi: I'm going to start rubbing myself up against people when they've got nice food. If it works for my cat, it'll work for me.