@TheGoodGodAbove: It's fun to stay at the!
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@Lisa_Laughs_: Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy.
@CharmandBrains: Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!
@ArfMeasures: HER: Have you sold anything since you became a full-time author? ME [stares blankly around my empty house] almost everything
@Contwixt: If, by chance, I ever overthrow a government in an English speaking country, my first act as new leader will be to un-silence the p in coup.