@mishakey: It's fun to watch a waitress flirt with my husband for an entire meal, then see that look of betrayal as I take the check from her hand.
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@AtticusFinch79: <gets pulled over> Officer- What's making all that noise in your trunk? Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.
@3sunzzz: The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.
@super_morgasm: You shouldn't be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal.
@Sal0630: If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive "to work" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me.