@TheMichaelRock: It’s funny how people rage in traffic on the way to work like they’ll be any happier once they get there.
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@MikeDrucker: I’m so tired of being jealous of my friends’ successes. It’s unhealthy and only hurts me. From now on, I’m going to focus on what’s really important: enjoying my friends’ failures.
@UncleDuke1969: Hot singles are in your area! Hot singles are on your block! Hot singles are in your house! Hot singles are here to kill you!
@Chloestylo: Just saw a car with "Just Married" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean..
@themorris23: In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says "everyone be cool! Act normal!"nnnExpecting that Father of the Year award any day now