@kiebi: It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over
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@juneohara65: Nothing puts me in touch with my mortality like stepping onto a downward escalator.
@corinnemlwsw: "there's nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars" Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too.
@sammyrhodes: There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom.