@kiebi: It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over
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@_ElvishPresley_: [MIDNIGHT TRAIN STATION] ME: one ticket, please TICKET SALESMAN: sure, where to? ME: *looks at camera* anywhere TICKET SALESMAN: where tho
@KalvinMacleod: BLACK WIDOW: help I think my husband is dead 911: did u murder him? BLACK WIDOW: uh 911: ma'am BLACK WIDOW: *quietly hangs up the phone*
@KentWGraham: I’m glad they call themselves attorneys-at-law. I wouldn’t want to accidently hire an attorney-at-baking or an attorney-at-pottery.