@ItsLaTourette: It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
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@NateMorrising: He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico.
@Mimiification: When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.
@TheThryll: CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north.
@AbrasiveGhost: Scientist: a comet is headed for earth, we need a plan Me: howabout a big funnel S: why would that help M: u know, to like, guide it here