@1evilidiot: It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people, they always think you mean other people.
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@jonnysun: ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u
@Cidisn: *turns around in chair dramatically* Hello... *chair turns around again* ...I've been expecting you... *again* ..., Repair-Man.
@astutenewf: When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.