@rolldiggity: It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, "We hate corn."
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@SumukhComedy: Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?
@tourettzgoth: Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette
@Prince_Smarming: Imagine my surprise when I found out "restraining order" did not mean she wanted me to tie her up.