@McKnightyBoo: It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore
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@Karate_Horse: [loud speaker] "Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"
@ohpeetie: My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments.
@MatCro: NURSE: She's in a coma. She's been on hungerstrike [boyfriend walks in with just enough chips for himself] PATIENT: *Opens one eye*