@TheCiscoKidder: It's hard to look like a badass when you're slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
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@longwall26: A werewolf is chasing you. Your life flashes before your eyes: crappy jobs, breakups, Ren fairs. The werewolf gets depressed and goes home.
@LindzThoughts: If maxi pad commercials didn't exist, us women would have no idea that we're full of blue windshield wiper fluid.
@aveuaskew: The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.