@TheCiscoKidder: It's hard to look like a badass when you're slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
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@EtobicokeErnie: Remember when you were a kid and the TV set in your basement weighed 8,000 pounds?
@c12h22o11balls: The first rule of kite club is that we don't talk about kite club. Last time, the guys from Fight Club heard and they beat us up pretty bad