@TheCiscoKidder: It's hard to look like a badass when you're slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
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@Parkerlawyer: I got a message on Facebook that said, "Your a lawyer, right?" Me, "*You're." May have lost a new client but they learned something today.
@TheCatWhisprer: Curling seems like the kind of game Mr. Miyagi would’ve made up to trick Daniel into cleaning his floors.
@LousyLibrarian: I understand why this patron is so upset. His plan -- to come to the library on the last day of tax season and expect to find someone there who would promptly file his taxes for him -- seemed, admittedly, foolproof.
@Sassafrantz: If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you.