@allforandrea: It's hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@thepunningman: [first date] "What's wrong?" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] "You mean ambience" [next table] NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOOOOO
@longwall26: That toddler on a leash at the mall might be an unstoppable killing machine. You really don't know.
@scriptdave: Biden: I wanna join the protest. Obama: Joe, we've been over this. Biden: But they're-- Obama: How about some ice cream? . . . Biden: Okay.
@CopBroughtPizza: thesaurus for sale, brand new, current, modern, original, unused, untapped, fresh, pristine, untouched, mint condition, spotless, untried...