@allforandrea: It's hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
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@joejwest: MARATHON RUNNER: [breaks through ribbon at finish line] GUY WHO LOVES MARATHONS: Hooray GUY WHO LOVES RIBBONS: What the shit
@Brentweets: CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care.
@ibid78: Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. No closer. Become one with your enemy. You're now your own worst enemy. Don't freak out.