@Darlainky: "It's important to remember Snitches get stitches", I whisper to my 5 year old nephew as my sister asks who drank all of her wine.
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@Spotzwoj: The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.
@Playing_Dad: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work
@WheelTod: [Busy Diner] Waitress carrying 4 plates: “OK now, honey. Who was eggs?” Me (highly educated): “In a sense...” (scrunching up eyes to read her name badge) ”...Barbara. All of us were once eggs.”