@caseytduncan: It's important to set goals. You don't have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them.
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@CheryeDavis: I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment.
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.
@DaddyJew: *6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know
@big_mick_carter: Chinese takeaway - £17 Delivery charge - £1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless