@caseytduncan: It's important to set goals. You don't have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them.
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@ibid78: "Pick a pencil. Look at it. Now put it back with the other pencils. Was your pencil the number 2?"-Steve, shitty pencil magician
@joejwest: [deathbed] ME: Give me that sword & I'll haunt it when I die SON: I made this [hands me cake] ME: No! [dies] CAKE: [in my voice] God damn it
@TheCatWhisprer: The best thing about the first day at a new job is nobody knows I only have one outfit.