@JohnHilsen: It's impossible to lick your elbow. You never let me. Please. I want this.
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@DawnLovesZombie: Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess.
@Blarebare: The pet groomer didn't appreciate the 10 dollar bill I slid across the table to give my dog the "happy ending".
@MissBamantha: Boyfriend Test: Sour Skittles in one hand. Peanut Butter M&Ms in the other. Which do you choose? WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.