@JohnHilsen: It's impossible to lick your elbow. You never let me. Please. I want this.
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@Birdhumms: 70% of being married is just wondering which of us is going to benefit from the life insurance.
@Juicedballs: Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*
@SequelsWeWant: The Conjuring 3: Evil spirits torment another single mom & her kids. The kids torment them back. They're better at it. The spirits flee.
@CranalBeads: just when my neighbors think they know me, I sprint across their yard pushing a wheelbarrow full of hair