@JohnHilsen: It's impossible to lick your elbow. You never let me. Please. I want this.
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@ch000ch: hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said "hope we don't die haha" at the same time and i jinxed him
@13spencer: I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics.
@therealeatwood: ELF COP: You have the right to remain splendiferous! Anything you say will be wonderful-funderful! You— CRIMINAL: Pls just take me to jail
@juliussharpe: Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything.