@JohnHilsen: It's impossible to lick your elbow. You never let me. Please. I want this.
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@Sal0630: Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said "easy come, easy go" so I just ran with it..
@joe_binkley: What kind of country do we live in when an artist like Sia won't take advantage of the freedom to change her last name to Lateralligator?
@cortronic: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own "Don't Feed the Animals" rule.