@peachgrenade: It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.
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@Sanbel11: I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind.
@Mwass_: So I had self diagnosed back problems and went to check out orthopedic mattresses. I would like to testify that the price tag healed me.
@El_nacho_Nigre: I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces. Not alive enough to clean up the mess though.
@dafloydsta: WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?