@iSamJack: It's just sad how often I
see zookeepers breaking their own
'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
@murrman5: *doesn't turn down whale sounds relaxation cd while being pulled over*
@justinbieber: Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol
@HomeProbably: I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well.
You're not meant to sit on them.
@Darlainky: *watching smart car washed away in a flood on the news*
If it was really smart it would know how to swim.
@CoolCamel69: *catcher puts 1 finger down*
*pitcher shakes head*
*puts 2 fingers down*
(catcher to umpire)
"can we take a break? he has to poop"