@iSamJack: It's just sad how often I
see zookeepers breaking their own
'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
@dafloydsta: Road rage, because yelling and cursing at strangers in the safety of your vehicle is fun.
Unless they have a gun.
@Dawn_M_: My neighbours dog has more friends than I do and he bites.
@Jenny4ashley: I'd date me.
But mainly because I put out.
@Brianhopecomedy: I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service it's because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager.
@djdarrellripley: Me: !!Ugh!! YOUR DAMN DOG IS STARING AT ME AGAIN!
Him: Just ignore him.
Me: I'm trying!
Him: I was talking to the dog...