@mariokeyparty: It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't
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@3sunzzz: I just told my son we have all the ingredients that he needs to make toast, in case you were wondering how much vodka I drank last night.
@jazmasta: "Please. I need this" I whisper as a 14 year old girl starts to get the better of me in an arm wrestling match.