@mariokeyparty: It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@toastymoe: If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck, does breaking a lightbulb bring 7 years of bad ideas?
@Smug_Lemur: *at interview* Him: What would you say are your strengths? Me: Words Him: Can you say more? Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions